The Idiot’s Guide to Poker.

Flat call when you have suited cards in poor – or the worst – position. If someone then chooses to re-raise, insta-call. From there the game is simple. Hit two pair, check for his raise and insta re-raise him when he does. End result, you bad beat the cunt with your poor play and rake in all his dorra!

Now, go on, get out there, be the worst player you can possibly be!